The great thing about going to medical school, besides obtaining an M.D. and becoming an infinitely desirable marriage prospect, is that you learn tons of random and obscure trivia. Like this: if you’re missing a certain enzyme in your liver, then you can’t eliminate the nitrogenous breakdown products of meat consumption. Sure, it would be easy to become a vegetarian or a vegan, but when you live in the South, that’s not an option. Really. When the vegetables and beans are flavored with meat products, what’s the only edible item that won’t cause massive abdominal pain and elevated blood nitrogen levels? Biscuits. Yes, you become what is called a “biscuit eater.” Possibly one of the only vegetarian-friendly staples in the Southern diet, it’s also one of the most delicious non-fried items in the Southern diet. And at Loveless Cafe, they make hundreds of fluffy, golden-brown, handheld pieces of goodness every day.
If there were one place that you must visit in Nashville, it would be Loveless Cafe, located 30 minutes outside the actual city. It’s one of the only places you’ll see Asian tourists visit; I don’t think Opryland has that kind of clout with Asian tourists.
The wait was long on a Thursday evening, and by the time we got seated (40 minutes after we arrived), I was famished. That’s when I fell into the trap: complementary all-you-can-eat biscuits. It took lots of will power and 4 biscuits before I could control myself. I had to get my head (and stomach) in the game–I just ordered the Southern Sampler, consisting of meatloaf, fried chicken, fried catfish, green beans, and hashbrowns. The opportunity to eat at Loveless doesn’t come very often, so I try to capitalize on every change I get, and the best way to do that is to get as close as possible to ordering one of everything. Or maybe I’m just a fatty and order way too much food every time I come here.
The fried chicken has set the standard in terms of quality: it’s a fried chicken breast that’s actually not dry on the inside, and the juice inside is actually chicken juice (it sounds disgusting though) instead of grease. The taste was a little bland. I didn’t taste eleven herbs and spices. But I think the quality of the crunch and the meat are enough to satisfy anyone seeking fried chicken.
The fried catfish had a mealy texture (it wasn’t batter-fried) and a little salty. The tarter sauce and lemon worked well enough to balance out that saltiness, so I can’t complain too much. The hush puppies, though, were awesome with their balance of fried exterior and doughy interior. It’s like a dessert, almost, except it’s served for dinner.
The meatloaf was juicy as well, and equally tasty. It’s density is quite befitting of the name meatloaf. And the sauce added a nice tomato and vinegar kick to the meat (it wasn’t ketchup), even though I could’ve eatin this without any sauce.
The green beans were too salty, but the hashbrowns were crunchy and cheesy. I should’ve replaced the green beans with their fried okra, which are made to have a slightly crunchy exterior and a moist interior, as opposed to versions with moist exterior and slimy interior that I’ve had at other places. And being the fatty that I am, I also tried other dishes that my friends ordered, like their barbecued pork and creamed corn, all of which were good. I would especally recommend the creamed corn, which tasted like a chunky and less soupy version of creamed corn soup, unless you hate cream of corn, then you would hate it.
I guess it’s good that Loveless Cafe is so far away. If it were any closer to Nashville I would quickly become another statistic for obesity rates in the South. But that shouldn’t deter you from coming here at least once!



















